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Gaming : Violent Video Games Teach

Seems some folks are finally getting around to realizing that video games teach many valuable cognitive skills.

When I was a kid, during the age of the arcade game, the one benefit people defending video games had in their arsenal was an improvement in “hand-eye coordination”. Videos games do that, of course, but it’s not the sort of thing to win people over, because to most people, that just sounds like you are saying “video games make you better at video games”. No duh.

Even simple arcade games do more than that. They teach you important lessons like perseverance, concentration, abstract object mastery, rapid thinking, and countless others. I truly think my lifelong video game habit has made my brain faster, stronger, and more flexible than otherwise.

What people fail to realize is that all videos are mental stimulation. Playing a video game is a high-intensity cerebral activity. People who think video games are somehow “mindless” have clearly never played one, and are simply responding to the surface media image of a video game player appearing zombie-like as they play a game because their attention is absorbed in the game. I’d point out, though, that any mentally engrossing activity gives the same impression of “mindlessness”, including composing a symphony or reading Nietzsche.

Being the mentally hyperactive intellectual sort, I need video games for the mental exercise they provide. Nothing else comes close to providing the sort of mental workout that a video game can. That’s why so many people are turning to brain-oriented video games in order to remain alert and sharp into old age these days. The science is finally backing up what ever gamer has known intuitively for decades : far from being mindless, playing a video game can be the most “mindful” thing a person ever does.

And because there is such variety in the world of video games, every gamer can seek out the games that emphasize their own cognitive strengths. In this way, video games also teach confidence and self-esteem by providing the gamer with an area through which they can prove to themselves that there are thing they excel at, challenges they can meet, mountains they can climb. Through video games, people can learn a great deal about themselves.

And as video games grow more complex and sophisticated, so do the lessons and skills learned from the games. While a simply arcade blaster might teach persistence and hone reflexes, a game like The Sims teaches a great deal about resource management, life choices, and human interaction on a basic level. A complex empire-building game like Civilization teaches history, strategy, economics, and a host of other deeply complex and intricate skills. Even a simple word game or puzzle game might teach deep abstract reasoning skills and problem solving skills.

All video games are mind games, exercise for the grey matter. Different people will find different games to be their cup of tea, but there’s something in the world of video games for nearly all kinds of intellect. It should come as no surprise to anyone but the mainstream media that all that mental exercise does a brain good.

I think that once we get over this idea that video games are a mindless entertainment, we can begin to unlock the true potential of video games as a learning tool. Practically any mental skill can be taught using video games as the model. That doesn’t necessarily mean that people will be learning their harmonic scales by blasting away at space ships with notes on them (though honestly, that would be cool), but the idea should be to teach via the high-speed high-stimulation instant-reward method that video games use so well that they convince people by the billions to spend time and money for what is essentially a learning tool.

One of the biggest and most destructive lies of the modern era is that children do not want to learn and have to be forced to learn anything. Children love to learn. Watch a child at play and you will see a child exploring their environment and manipulating their toys in a constant search for the kind of mental stimulation we call “amusement”. Call it what you like, but that child is trying to learn, and the beauty of it is, they’re doing it for the sheer joy of it. Nature has made us lifelong curious learners, and it is only through our massive folly that we someone convince our youngsters that learning is boring and onerous and inane.

Children love to learn. What they hate is being made to sit still, be quiet, listen to some adult drone on and on, and in general be caged up. We treat children like factory units, to be shuttled about and stuffed full in the most unnatural and counter-human way we can. We take that inborn love of learning that comes from being a curious and cerebral species and smother it with out rigid ideas of what education means.

Video games, in this content, offer great insight and illumination into how children truly want to learn. They want high-stimulation high-reward low-delay education that gives them as much as they can take and no more, when they want it, how they want it. Is this so radical a notion? Are we so bitter towards the young that we insist that nothing but the suffering we endured is acceptable? Does the prospect of making education easier and more fun for kids enrage our own inner children so much that we reject the idea out of hand, benefits be damned?

Hopefully, in the future, we will abandon our old factory education ideals and concentrate on whatever gets the best results. I think a video game based education model could go a long way to completely destroying the idea that “I hate school!” is the normal and natural attitude of all children, and that education is a long process of forcing medicine down children’s throats, not the joy-filled happy lifelong adventure it should be.

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Education : Goldilocks On Trial

In what has to be one of the most adorable trials ever, lawyers put Goldilocks on trial for breaking and entering and theft in front of a group of elementary school students in order to teach them about the law.

It’s a very clever idea, and gives the kids their first taste of citizenship, because not only do they get to watch the trial, the whole class acts as jury.

Interestingly, the results vary from classroom to classroom. One voted 11-10 to acquit after much deliberation. Another took only a few minutes to unanimously convict Goldilocks.

And the kids showed some surprisingly sophisticated thinking for 10 and 11 year olds.

“I think she shouldn’t be guilty,” said Uriah Talbert. “She’s only eight and probably didn’t know better.”

But, said Natalia Ballester “She’s only two years younger than us.”

(Who the hell names their kid Uriah in this day and age? Damn you, baby name books and/or Dickens!)

Not bad for preteens, huh? I think the real benefit of this exercise, beside the introduction to law and citizenry, is it’s a great way to get kids talking about their reasoning with others, which is something we need a lot more of in society, honestly.

All the prosecutors and defenders were real lawyers, and they even had testimony from people playing the parts of Goldilocks, Papa Bear, Mama Bear, and Baby Bear. AWWW.

I think I would vote to convict, because Goldilocks clearly did some things which are just not acceptable. Simply walking into a stranger’s house, even if you’re scared and lost and hungry, violates one of the most basic rules of society, let alone helping yourself to their food and their beds.

Sure, Goldi deserves considering for her age and her circumstance. That, to my mind, would come in the sentencing. A stern talking-to and a child-sized punishment (bed without dessert? having to do the dishes at the Bear household for a weekend?) would certainly suffice.

The idea is to make sure the girl knows she made a mistake and it’s a serious thing, and give the Bears a sense of justice being done, not to throw the girl to the wolves. Or the bears.

Have I mentioned that I always thought I’d make an awesome judge?

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Crime : Students Catch Locker Room Thief

The students at North Marion High School were fed up with getting things stolen from their lockers, so they set up a cell phone camera in hopes of catching the thief on video.

And it worked. They got video of the thief in action.

It was Steven Simmons, their 49 year old Phys Ed teacher.

At first, he denied it, but then they showed him the video, and he confessed.

Needless to say, they were more than a little shocked.

The article didn’t include a picture of the thieving teacher, but I figure he looks kind of like this :

Life sucks, Brendon. That's your lesson. Go enjoy it.

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Education : They Call It “Unschooling”

I call it “non-parenting”.

There’s this interesting yet horrifying piece over on abcnews.com about these parents who not only “homeschool” their children, but who do it without test, textbooks, marks, grades, or (IMHO) education.

I mean, listen to this :

They’re at home all day, but they’re not being homeschooled. They’re being “unschooled.” There are no textbooks, no tests and no formal education at all in their world.

What’s more, that hands-off approach extends to other areas of the children’s lives: They make their own decisions, and don’t have chores or rules.

Then what exactly do you do as a parent? You’re essentially making the kids raise themselves, something I have a little experience with myself. This isn’t a radical parenting philosophy, it’s an egregious abdication of all parental responsibility. Your parents are suppose to give you boundaries and guidance and rules because they have to take care of you when you’re too young to know what is good for you and what is not. Letting kinds do whatever they please all the time is, in my opinion, abuse.

Now I’m all for giving kids a fair bit of latitude. You don’t dictate their tastes, their talents, or their toys to them. Most of parenting is just keeping them safe and secure and out of trouble while they grow into whatever person they’re going to be. You give them what they need and then try to stay out of their way, starting from their position of total dependence at birth and gradually giving them more and more freedom until you let them go out into the world as adults.

But part of giving them what they need is discipline. Kids need structure in their lives in order to learn to structure their own lives. They need education so they are ready to be part of society. We all operate with a background assumption that everyone knows certain things and has been through certain things. Isolating your children from that is not doing them any favours.

I mean, check this bullshit out :

“It’s amazing when you broaden the scope of what you see as learning as opposed to worksheets,” the mother said. “There is no hierarchy in our house, so there is no punishment, no judgment, no discipline. They get what they want for breakfast and eat whatever they want. It’s all a matter of what feels right to them.”

Because as we know, doing what feels right always leads to really amazingly good choices. Our entire rational minds are completely unnecessary, and can only lead us astray. Just do what you feel like doing at all time, and life will turn out great! After all, that’s how the adult world works, right? These kids are going to be so ready for today’s tough job market.

And I’m sure, Mother Unschooler, that this approach seems ‘amazing’ to you, because it means you don’t have to do a damn thing. There’s a fine line between “liberal parenting” and “not parenting” and you are way, way over that line. I’m sure your life is remarkably free of ‘chores’ too. In fact, I bet you can go on with your life and career just as if you’d never had kids at all! Wow, what a miracle, and all you had to do was come up with the thinnest veneer of bullshit philosophy to throw over your complete and total neglect.

What’s next, “unraising”? “We decided that what was best for our children is if we let them go out into the real world and find their own food, shelter, and health care. That way, they learn to be independent at an early age, and we have more money for booze and drugs. ”

As you can tell, this is somewhat of a sore point with me, because I feel for these kids. I wasn’t homeschooled, but I was largely ignored at home. It was rare that I got any input from either parent at all about my life. My marks were good, so everything must be fine, right? They were certainly too busy, too distracted, and too tired all the time to ask me how my day went, or enforce rules, or impart wisdom. I wasn’t even allowed to talk at the dinner table most of the time. Only my parents were.

All my school years, other kids with more traditional households would envy the freedom I had at home. I didn’t even have to keep my room clean. To someone from a more traditional household, this sounded like total heaven. I pretty much did whatever I wanted. Watch TV, read, play video games, whatever. After age 10 or so, I even went to bed whenever I wanted. Wow, what a cool childhood, right?

To which I’d usually reply “I guess so. ” I mean, I knew enough about other kids’ families to know that their parents enforced a lot of rules that seemed arbitrary and inane to me, and that sure as heck didn’t sound fun. I’d hear about things like parents bitching to their kids about what they spent their allowances on or telling them what posters they could put up in their room, and that just sounded like crazy talk to me. So even as a kid, I could appreciate not having THAT crap to put up with, at least dimly.

But the thing is, freedom only seems awesome when you have something to compare it to, and I didn’t. It had always been like that. I was never a rebel because I had nothing to rebel against. I never had a painful period of separating my identity from that of my parents because I never really felt like my identity and theirs had a lot to do with one another. I can’t remember even arguing with my parents much.

In many ways, I feel like I was never really a teenager except biologically. Never had that first date, first kiss, shake a fist at the system period at all. No big sudden realization that the world has PROBLEMS and someone has to FIX THEM. No rebellion. Against what?

And if you’ve never been a teenager, are you ever really an adult?

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Opinion : Something about bullying

I wrote this in reply to this question on Bill Cosby’s personal site.

In the news here in Canada : the story of a girl who was driven to hang herself by a group of persistent bullies who picked on her because she was a recent immigrant from Ireland and one of the popular boys had taken a liking to her, thus inspiring furious jealousy in the other popular girls, who hounded, harassed, bullied, browbeat, and otherwise tortured this poor girl so relentlessly that she felt like the only way out was through her own untimely death.

I was a victim of bullying as a child. I spent much of my school years terrified of my fellow students. I had no friends. My obesity, social awkwardness, and academic brilliance made me a natural target. As a result, I had a very lonely and isolated childhood.

Now, as an adult, I suffer from clinical depression which makes life very difficult for me even on the good days.

Bullying kills. We’ve accepted it as a fact of life for far too long. Teachers and administrators just shrug and says “Oh, there’s always some kid who gets picked on. It’s the natural order of things. ” Myself, I think some teachers actually agree with the bullies. You deserve to get tortured for being weird.

But we can end this cycle of horror. We have to face the issue head on and declare that children have the same right to live safe lives without fear and torture as adults.

There is no special category called “bullying” which is somehow acceptable and normal and natural. Crime is crime, and should be treated as such. If an adult takes another adult’s books and dumps them in a mud puddle, they get arrested. What insanity is it that makes us think it’s OK for children to do it?

People have rights. Even children. Even the weird kids who nobody likes because they’re weird and irritating and smell funny.

And that’s really all there is to it.

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Education : UK School Starts Day One Hour Later

In one of those moments of “finally, somebody noticed”, after studies have shown that teens learn better later in the day, a UK high school principal had decided to experiment with starting the school day one hour later.

Well duh! You don’t have to have a doctorate in education to know that the first hour of school is basically worthless. All the students are zombies and don’t really start waking up until at least an hour later.

In modern culture, I think we’re still working through a certain industrial-revolution mindset that says that people are to be forced into a certain mold by The System and that therefore the students are forced to fit the system, not the other way around.

Any attempt to make the system fit the student tends to be met by bitter outrage by teachers and parents who think this means you will “spoil” the kids. What they are really saying is, we had to go through hell, now so do you!

This kind of prevents progress.

So good for you, Monkseaton High School, in North Tyneside. It might or might not improve grades, but it will sure as hell make the student’s lives WAY easier.

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After 1,921 years, snack bar reopens

This is such a cool idea!

According to this article, back in the day in old Pompeii, there was a snack bar (called a thermopolium back then) that was all the rage. People from all walks of life would stop by there to enjoy a nice snack of baked cheese dipped in honey (an early ancestor of cheesecake?).

Well, now they’re going to reopen said snack bar, only 1,921 years after Mount Vesuvius blew its top and rained ash down on Pompeii.

Tomorrow 300 VIPs selected at random will attend an advance opening of the snack bar where they will enjoy a taste of Roman cafe society, including the sweet, calorific treats enjoyed by the all sections of Pompeii society before the city was destroyed.

I’d love to be one of those people. Of course, afterward, the place will be open to tourists, who in addition to having a nice snack will be able to get a guided tour of the whole facility.

I’d want to set up a toga rental place at the entrance to this place, with locker rentals available for your normal clothes. Hey, when in Rome…er…. Pompeii….

One little detail from the article amused me :

The thermopolium features a cellar, garden and dining area – or triclinium, which was decorated with a painting showing the rape of Europa with Jupiter disgused as a bull.

Because you know, when you’ve spent a long hard day beating slaves and selling piss to the tanners, you want to sit back, relax, have a cup of wine and some baked cheese with honey, and look at a picture of a chick getting raped by an animal.

The kids love it, too.

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Teacher goes uncover to expose school lunches

In what I think is a really awesome thing to do, a teacher known only as “Mrs. Q” has vowed to eat the exact same food the kids are served for lunch every day for a year and blog about it. She even takes pictures of what the kids have to eat.

The idea, of course, is to get a ground-level view of what the kids eat from an adult perspective. The kids don’t know any better and can’t really tell you whether this food is any good. The school officials are just going to give you the same blah blah blather about “commitment to nutrition” and other soft-soap buzzwords. And just TRY to get the actual food service providers to say something meaningful on the record. They’re the ones making profits from all the dirty little secrets that they work into the regimen. Sure, we’ve replaced your children’s meals with sawdust and past-due ketchup, but look at the shiny new car I drive now. Isn’t private industry wonderful?

And of course, there’s government organizations that are supposed to keep track of this kind of thing and make the private firms follow strict guidelines. And they’re usually radically understaffed and underfunded and corrupt. Hey, I see that you’re angry about our poor meals. Would a couple of crates of frozen tater tots help?

The only way to blow the lid off this kind of crap is to go right in there and document it from the point of view of the poor kids. And you have to eat what they eat. That’s the only way you’ll truly know what the kids are being subjected to in their school lunches.

So bravo to Mrs. Q and her one-woman struggle to raise awareness. Maybe she’ll be able to bring enough attention to the issue to shine a light on the creepy things these private companies get away with in order to cut corners on your kid’s nutrition and pad their bottom lines at your children’s expense.

Myself, I’ve never been in a school with an official school lunch program. Neither my elementary school nor my junior high had a cafeteria at all, just a lunch room. It was brown bagging it or nothing at all. My high school had a cafeteria, but it was pay as you go, there was no meal plan or official program or anything.

Still, the food was decent, especially if you were lucky enough to be warned by your friends (or just concerned passersby) about the Foods To Avoid. In my cafeteria, you avoided the fried chicken like it was your personal assassin. Ditto the thing they called a burrito but…. let’s put it this way. It was deep-fried. Enough said.

One of the things most people told me to avoid I actually quite liked, though, and that was their version of pizza. I say their version because it was not much like the pizza you’d get from Pizza Hut, it was a lot more like the pizza you get if you make one of those Kraft home-made pizza kits. But see, I grew up on those. So to me, it was just like home-made.

But I suspect that, because the cafeteria in my school was cash only, they had less of an incentive to cut corners, or at least, less of a chance of getting away with it. If the food was bad enough, we’d just stop buying it.

And they understood one of the basic rules of running a restaurant on Prince Edward Island : people will forgive a lot if everything comes with a huge plate of fries.

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From our Oxymoron Department : “Structured Recess”

Look, I don’t wanna be one of those people who goes on and on about “when we were kids, we got skinned knees and we grew up fine” or bitches about “helicopter parents” and, despite temptation, I never wanted to be one of the “just let kids be kids” crowd.

Having grown up remarkably unparented, I’m all for parents paying attention to their kids and looking after them in an active and focused way. Trust me, growing up feeling like nobody gives a damn about you and what happens to you is Not Good.

So I’ve fought this whole “let kids be kids” grumbling trend. Play dates? Sure, why not? What else, when we don’t know our neighbours any more? Scheduling lots of extra-curricular activities for a kid? So what? So they’ll have lots of chances to find out what they are like and what they are good at. After-school daycare? Beats being a latchkey kid.

But then I read this article and I just can’t hold it back any more.

The kids don’t even get RECESS to themselves any more? Some insane busybody looked out at kids happily enjoying themselves at recess and said “Look at them. Unstructured. Unfocused. Just hanging out and having fun. THIS MUST COME TO AN END!”

I mean, good gravy people. Don’t these kids ever get to just relax and be themselves? Must they always be doing what some adult is telling them to do, 24 hours a day? What sort of adults will they become if all they’ve known is obedience? The adult world requires actual self-motivation and initiative. People need unstructured downtime in order to recharge their batteries and get ready to face the world again. They need time to learn how to express their own identity and just plain be themselves, on their own terms.

No wonder they flee into the world of the Net and their cell phones. Those, they get to set up just how they like, and on the Net, they can do whatever they want, without some parent or other adult supervising, nudging, judging, and interfering.

Children are not blank slates upon which to write your dreams and right the wrongs you feel were done to you as a kid. They are individuals they day they are born, and a good parent realizes that they will spend the rest of their lives meeting their children and finding out who they really are, right along with their kid.

I mean you’re turned recess into gym class. That’s like the definition of evil.

Dial it back a bit people!

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The latest Lesbian Prom news

For those of you who don’t know, there’s quite the tempest of controversy about the actions of a school in that haven of enlightenment and modernity, Mississippi. Seems a lesbian student named Constance McMillen wanted to go to her prom with her choice of date, another girl. First, the school tried to outright ban the girl from attending if she was going to bring another girl. She even offered to arrive separately from her date in order to accommodate their sensitivities, but that was not good enough for the school.

So our girl gets the ACLU and Mississippi Safe Schools involved. She gets a court order saying that they have to let her and her date into the prom.

So the school bows to social pressure, is dragged into the new millennium, and once the girls arrive at the prom, they dazzle everyone with how awesome they look together, and they are voted King and Queen of the prom, and everyone learns warm values, yes, even grumpy old Mister McFarlane, the school principle, who even leads the toast around the old punchbowl to the happy couple. Freeze frame on everyone with glasses held high. Fin.

Seriously though, no. In their ridiculously finite wisdom, the school decides the only rational way to deal with this is by canceling the prom.

This is a tactic they used back when it was inter-racial couples wanting to attend the prom. The thought grunting involved is that this will make everyone resent the troublesome couple, and some private citizen can just have a private prom and invite everybody BUT the troublesome couple, and there’s nothing the law can do.

Well if that’s what they thought would happen this time, they were extraordinarily and wonderfully wrong. Thanks to the combined powers of Facebook and the modern generation of Millennials, for whom the struggle for gay rights and gay marriage is like their Civil Rights Movement of the 60′s, instead what has happened is their merry little school is the center of an international shitstorm of epic proportions. This school is now the poster child for senseless prejudice and bigotry (in Mississippi? Scandal!) worldwide, and all because they thought having two girls dance and kiss at a prom would bring down America.

Now according to this article :

In the memo announcing the dissolution of this years Prom the Itawamaba County school board expressed its “hope that private citizens will organize an event for the juniors and seniors.” In response to this heartfelt wish, American Humanist Association members Todd and Diana Stiefel have made a $20,000 grant available in order to throw the Itawamba Agricultural High School their own, privately funded Senior Prom,

Is this not made of amazing amounts of awesome? Sure, some private bigot can still throw a good old “No Homo” prom, but if there’s two proms, one bigoted and one open, guess which one the kids are going to want to go to?

Because you see, the kids are behind Constance. They don’t resent her, they resent the school for denying them their big dance, THE SENIOR PROM, biggest dance of their lives, over something as petty and stupid as homophobia.

Now I’m not sure what the usual budget for a senior prom is, but I’m pretty sure it’s nowhere near $20K. So not only could that money fund an alternate homo-friendly prom, but I’m thinking it’ll be a pretty kickass prom to boot.

Hell, with all the attention this is getting, I bet they could get some pretty hot modern popular bands to play at their alternate prom. The whole thing could turn into a big happy homo Woodstock, and turn a few acts of petty bigotry into a major locus for the exact opposite sentiment. Love conquers all, douchebags!

So I’m watching this story along with the rest of the world, and loving every minute of it.

I’ve been saying for a while now that the fight for gay rights will soon have its moment comparable to when they had to send the National Guard in to make them let those two little black kids into the school.

This might be it. If it isn’t, it’s the step right before it.

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