WARNING : The following is not appropriate.
WARNING : Shit piss fuck cunt motherfucker cocksucker and tits. If any of those words offended you, you might as well click this link right here and GTFO right now. While Michael “MegaWordMan” doesn’t necessarily go out of his way to offend people with his language, he honestly does not give a fuck if he does, and so you might want to wander off to greener safer pastures and save both of us a lot of time and trouble.
WARNING : The above warning goes double for subject matter. Again, Michael “Really A Nice Guy, Despite How This Is Starting To Sound” Bertrand is not going out of his way to offend anyone by talking about taboo or unpleasant subjects, however this is his blog and he’s going to talk about whatever he feels like talking about, in whatever level of detail and/or explicitness he deems appropriate, and so consider this a gentle warning to the unwary reader that any subject might come up at any time in this blog.
I mean the first picture I posted is of a horse taking a piss. If that doesn’t warn people they’re entering the wild side, nothing on this Earth will do it.
WARNING : This blog is reality-biased.
WARNING : This blog is not suitable for use as a flotation device.
WARNING : “Massage With Release” does not mean a massage so good, you have to sign a release form first in case you die from being too relaxed.
WARNING : Cops aren’t ticklish. Trust me.
WARNING : No matter what they promise you, the gnomes are NOT your friends.
WARNING : If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody’s there to hear the sound, fuck it.
WARNING : Despite the name, Listerine has absolutely nothing to do with Red Dwarf.
WARNING : If you plan on going insane some time soon, you may find that this blog contains spoilers.
WARNING : Evil forces are conspiring to make you paranoid and mistrustful. YOU MUST BE VIGILANT!
WARNING : This page contains a great many silly warnings. Hmmm. Guess this one should have been first.
WARNING : This blog should only be used internally.
WARNING : This door is alarmed. Probably by something that other door said about it.
WARNING : This warning marks the point where this page has officially become Far Too Silly.
WARNING : Having written that, there was no way in heck I was going to stop there.
WARNING : Reading too many silly warnings on the Internet can cause your brain to become fnarf goofle marng dgu for short periods of time.
WARNING : If you hold down CTRL, ALT, SHIFT, NUM LOCK, SCROLL LOCK, ENTER, and TAB all at the same time, you will look very silly.
WARNING : Instances of the word “silly” in these warnings has increased sharply. If these trends continue, pretty soon the entries will consist entirely of silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly.
WARNING : Silly.
WARNING : This warning contains, guaranteed, the very last use of the word “silly” in this document.
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